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September 18th 2024 - The Queer Blub Paradox

named for the Blub paradox.

consider a hypothetical queer person named Blub, whose understanding of the world includes these postulates:

when Blub is successfully convinced that a particular lifestyle is inherently disgusting or laughable, and their standards tighten, the above postulates remain true. they feel ashamed at their past naivete and relieved that they've been made aware of this blatant faux-pas committed in plain sight.

when Blub discovers things about themselves or their friends and becomes ok with them, and their standards loosen, the above postulates remain true. they feel ashamed at their past naivete and relieved that this concession isn't too far; rather, the next rung down is.

therefore, the only person able to truly know exactly where the standards for acceptable queerness should be set is a messianic figure whose beliefs already rest perfectly on that point, and who never succumbs to temptation, hate, or peer pressure in the slightest amount.

Blub is probably searching for this person, or has taken someone to be this person.

July 13th 2024 - DOCTOR WHO IS REAL BAD

I AM WATCHING SEASON 1 DOCTOR WHO AND IT IS REAL BAD!!!!!

THERE ARE SEVERAL INSTANCES IN WHICH ACTORS FLUBBED THEIR LINES, SOME OF WHICH WERE AT THE VERY START OF A TAKE!!!!!

AT ONE POINT THE OLD MAN ACTOR NOTICED THAT THE CAMERA BUMPED AT THE END OF A TAKE AND HE LOOKED WORRIED FOR A SECOND!!!!!! I LAUGHED!!!!!!

ALL WE CAN DO ON THE INTERNET IS SET UP 5 MILLION WEBSITES AND ABANDON THEM WHEN THE NOVELTY WEARS OFF!!!! WE ARE LIVING IN A FLAT BOX!!!!!!!!!! ONE GETS THE IMPULSE "TODAY I WILL USE HAND-ALIGNED MARKDOWN TO COMPLAIN ABOUT TELEVISION" OR SOMETHING STUPID LIKE IT, AND IT SATISFIES 0 NEEDS!!!! I GUESS I AM STILL WILLING TO PRETEND OTHERWISE!!!!!!!!!!!

"IAN CHESTERTON" AROUSES ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

March 7th 2024

my 'little slice of heaven' isn't really of heaven, is it. it's just the middle of nowhere.

gemini makes that clear. every time i go on gemini i'm like "jesus this place is so empty and boring" and then realize most of the internet is to me as well

the internet is important, yes, but there's not anything i need to use it for right now

since i don't want to invite anyone to read what i've wrote, i have no incentive to make a webpage and put things on there aside from the internet being inherently "awesome" which. uh. not sure about that

it's not 2011 anymore


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